I am not a professionally qualified doctor but I used to have a section on the Silky Express radio show on Trip fm 88.0 in Australia called 'Club Casualties with Dr. Walsh'
I was meant to try and sort out the heads of people in clubland with problems. I did my best!
Mr.Egg - most of my staff are part-time, and often go eggWOL. It is hard to help them on NHS wages, and most are not prepared to become fully fledged full-time staff!
I guess I may still be a student Dr. as I am on very low wages, and work very long hours!
Please njoi the rainbow eggs and I hope I can listen to more of your music and that I can find some more staff who can help you further with your egg fever in the future...