Seen this FHM and just had to repeat it....
Q. How many Iraqi Information Ministers
does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. There is no need to change the lightbulb.
It glows brilliantly, basking in the power of
the wholly intact and fully functional local
power station. The room is not dark.
And there is no no bruise on your knee
from the furniture you didn't walk into.